Pet Peeves:
- terminal illness
- when cats smile or move around
- "Oooooh myyy Godddddd, Yooouuu'veee nevvvverrrrr seeeeeeeeeeen the MATRIXXXXX?!?!!????"
- sports fans can be pretty bad
- grass, growing
- when I accidentally step on a dead thing- like a bird- and get a boner
- when I'm f**king like three chicks at once and the two blondes start arguing over who gets to finish me off; it really peeves me out cause I'm like, "ladies I'm right here!"
- 3 piece bathing suits,, where does the third piece even go?
- when I tell a joke and the only person who gets the joke actually sucks
- arms
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOLS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.