Pet Peeves:
- terminal illness
- when cats smile or move around
- "Oooooh myyy Godddddd, Yooouuu'veee nevvvverrrrr seeeeeeeeeeen the MATRIXXXXX?!?!!????"
- sports fans can be pretty bad
- grass, growing
- when I accidentally step on a dead thing- like a bird- and get a boner
- when I'm f**king like three chicks at once and the two blondes start arguing over who gets to finish me off; it really peeves me out cause I'm like, "ladies I'm right here!"
- 3 piece bathing suits,, where does the third piece even go?
- when I tell a joke and the only person who gets the joke actually sucks
- arms
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Easy Recipes, Small Talk, and Diarrhea
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
School today
At school today, David, who totally sits to my right, was wearing these big earrings, and I was looking at them when the teacher was talking. They were silver and they stretched out his earlobes an inch and a half. In the middle where his earlobe should be was a banner with a tiny heart and "Mom" etched into the heart.
I told him "I like your earrings."
He said, "they're not earrings."
I told him "I like your earrings."
He said, "they're not earrings."
The First Recipe: Tantalizing Berries!
Strawberries
2 strawberries
9 strawberries (optional)
4 tablespoons sugar (optional)
With a sharp knife, cut the leafy greenery from the top of the strawberries or use your mouth to remove the strawberry from the leafy greenery. Put the remaining de-leafed strawberries into a bowl or glass and coat with sugar to taste. Use a spoon and a circular motion originating from the elbow to incorporate the sugar into your mix. Serve chilled.
2 strawberries
9 strawberries (optional)
4 tablespoons sugar (optional)
With a sharp knife, cut the leafy greenery from the top of the strawberries or use your mouth to remove the strawberry from the leafy greenery. Put the remaining de-leafed strawberries into a bowl or glass and coat with sugar to taste. Use a spoon and a circular motion originating from the elbow to incorporate the sugar into your mix. Serve chilled.
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